Chai Nahin, Chainese

Notice that plate below?

eye5 All-time Favourite - Punch Her If No Air

Stupid us. We learn Queen's English

When Nature Calls, Even An Old One Will Do

PS. I deliberately kut the k from the frame.

Mich your cukies well

Compaint if the Police don't paint well.

Cleanliness is IN godliness, not next to it.

a has gone for a walk